My dearest ladies,
Are you tired of driving thirty minutes to the nearest Victoria Secrets to use your free underwear coupon only to find out the largest size doesn't even come close to covering those cheeks? Are you tired of the food babies that instantly arise after a meal? Is your goodbye arm so intense that you can see it out of the corner of your eye?! Is your significant other giving you new nicknames like, chunky nugget?!!! We may not be the size we were in high school but we do owe it to ourselves to keep ourselves fit and in shape! Lets get back into those skinny jeans, or at least purchase your first pair! Lets get off our butts and out the door! WE CAN DO IT!
jg.
Does your significant other really call you chunky nugget? BAHAHA
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